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My ex and I have a bit of small talk on msn where I answer with one word questions, hoping he’ll get the hint that I don’t want to talk. Eventually, he talks about how I was sad last night - because he stalks Cale’s Tumblr, which is why I haven’t dared to post my personal Tumblr or stuff like that on Cale’s account. When I don’t want to divulge information, this happens:

Ex says:

Talking to a very special person who seems upset and hoping she’ll open up and talk to me.
So are you going to tell me what’s wrong or am I gonna have to pry it out of you?

I say:

-goes on a super long rant vent of everything that happened yesterday, angry that something has been pried out of me when I really, really don’t want to share-

Happy now?

Ex says:

Happy that that happened to you? Hell to the moherfucking no -slaps everyone and everything that threw bullshit at you-. Happy that you open up and vent to me? Yes.

I think:

You totally missed the point, fucker.

Ex says:

-continues on with a long-winded speech I don’t want to hear from an ex, wherein he says-

I am also sorry that when I pry it upsets you, but I just want to be there for you while I can.

Maybe I’m just being unrealistic in wishing to be left alone by my ex. But I really cannot deal with him, his issues, his prying, his trying to worm his way back into my heart right at the moment.